cute nicknames

Ur so ugly tht b4 your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over ur head

Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up! ;)

nice perfume.....y marinate in it?

Your so fat you ate Jenny and Craig:O!

nickname creator

By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

girlfriend nicknames

# Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
# Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
# Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
# Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
# I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
# Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
# You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me

love nicknames

# Call me anytime, I won't be home
# I�ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
# Honk if you love (name), then drive your car into the nearest tree!
# I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
# Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
# Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
# Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
# If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
# Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
# Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
# Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!