cute nicknames

Ur so ugly tht b4 your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over ur head

Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up! ;)

nice perfume.....y marinate in it?

Your so fat you ate Jenny and Craig:O!

dirty names

The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings

Buy land, they have quit making it!

cute girlfriend nicknames

Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard
Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends
Have no friends not equal to yourself
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
We will be friends until forever, just you wait see

girl nicknames

The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
True friendship never ends
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide

funny nick names

An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
I�ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?