friendship quotes

Hey, baby...if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name you the McVery Sexy.

show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2 boards rubbin' together!

is your dad a hunter cuz u have nice racks!


(@) The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws (@)

:P;) I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ;):P

(6);) I've lost my teddy bear.Could you sleep with me tonight? ;)(6)

;) If it weren't for you, I wouldn't come to school ;)

funny jokes

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy :P;)

(6)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor(6)

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me

nickname creator

By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?