life quotes

irl you kinda like vitamin C 'cause you make my BONE get HARD! ;)

You have been a very naughty girl! Now go to my room! (6)

(6) I'm so hot i make the devil sweat (6)


You think your cool, you think your fine, but kick it with me and you'll reach the sky

Born 2 please, but taught to tease ;)

funny sounding words

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not�
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!

cool nicknames

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! Im Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don�t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Save a tree, eat a beaver