funny sounding words

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not�
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!