nickname list

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone

I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!

When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better

cool nicknames

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! Im Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don�t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Save a tree, eat a beaver

friend nicknames

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
Friendship is a special kind of love
Friendship is a horizon which expands whenever we approach it
The secret to friendship is being a good listener
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes