12 Aralık 2008 Cuma

hurt msn nicks

# P Didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits! :P
# Don't be afraid to be yourself, the people who matter don't care; the people that care don't matter
# I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)
# ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
# You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
# If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever

emo nicks

* Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try too Hard, But Still Don't Show It!
* Girls Are Like Fireworks, Their Kisses Light Up The Night, Their Hugs Make Everything Bright!
* Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves!
* Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
* Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
* $5,000,000 Reward for fixing my broken heart :(

* Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
* Girls rule! (literally look at the queen of England!)
* (a)Good girls r (6)Bad girls who neva get caught! ;)

msn nicknames

(B)(au)If u drink n drive ur a bloody idiot n if u make it home ur a bloody legend!(au)(B)

The best things in life are done lying down.. Body Boarding;)!

The only thing I want between our relationship is Latex

You're the worst lookin chick here but beauty is only a light switch away

I would of given you the ket to my heart, but u have already picked the lock

:D(Y)(B)My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk(B)(Y):D

(6)Dont make me mad..Im running out of places to hide the bodies(6)

((( :P;) Lasses are mint, lasses are kool, lasses are here to make us drool! ;):P )))

life quotes

irl you kinda like vitamin C 'cause you make my BONE get HARD! ;)

You have been a very naughty girl! Now go to my room! (6)

(6) I'm so hot i make the devil sweat (6)

You think your cool, you think your fine, but kick it with me and you'll reach the sky

Born 2 please, but taught to tease ;)

movie love quotes

I love what you've done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that? :P

*I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped*

(&):PYou know, I do understand you.. I have a nack with dogs like you!!:P(&)

(%):PIf being ugly is a crime, u wood get a life sentence!!:P(%)

Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls, but nothing compares to good looking girls ;)

(U)Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever(U)

cute nicknames

Ur so ugly tht b4 your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over ur head

Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up! ;)

nice perfume.....y marinate in it?

Your so fat you ate Jenny and Craig:O!

friendship quotes

Hey, baby...if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name you the McVery Sexy.

show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2 boards rubbin' together!

is your dad a hunter cuz u have nice racks!

(@) The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws (@)

:P;) I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ;):P

(6);) I've lost my teddy bear.Could you sleep with me tonight? ;)(6)

;) If it weren't for you, I wouldn't come to school ;)

love quotes

;) Just call me milk, I'll do your body good ;)

(B)it doesnt matta if u win or loose, its how drunk u get(B)

(&)she THINKS she had style...She THINKS she has class....BUT what i know is....She dont have 1 inch of an ass(&)


If i was a dog and u were a flower I'd lift my leg high, And give you a shower!!

Was ur daddy a baker coz u got a nice set of buns!!

funny jokes

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy :P;)

(6)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor(6)

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me

funny sounding words

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not�
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!

dirty names

The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings

Buy land, they have quit making it!

Cool msn names

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

Gravity always wins

alcohol nick names

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems

WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!

I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours

Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

nickname list

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone

I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!

When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better

cool nickname generator

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!

nickname creator

By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

cool nicknames

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! Im Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don�t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Save a tree, eat a beaver

friend nicknames

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
Friendship is a special kind of love
Friendship is a horizon which expands whenever we approach it
The secret to friendship is being a good listener
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes

cute girlfriend nicknames

Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard
Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends
Have no friends not equal to yourself
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
We will be friends until forever, just you wait see

girl nicknames

The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
True friendship never ends
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide

romantic nicknames

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words....

funny nick names

An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
I�ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

cute nicknames

# God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
# When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I careI love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
# Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
# A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
# Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
# I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)
# We may fight, and we may cry, but my love for you will never die
# Distance echos of "I LOVE YOU" lead me slowly to you.
# Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!

Cute Msn Nick Names

# I dont know when you will be here, I dont know where you're gone, so I will sit here, waiting for the dawn
# Cool, bad, but cute!
# Cruel but Cute, so I'm worth it!
# I'm Cool, I'm cute, I'm gonna kick you with my boot!
# I luv u 4eva n always 2 da end... I cant live without u cuz ur my best frend...
# Your a special friend like the many different species of turtles... u r unique in many special ways... be yourself!
# (l)Im a little cabbage broken into two, my leaves I give to others, my heart I give to u (l)
# (L)When a friend walks in, The whole World walks Out(L)
# Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
# Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
# a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried

nicknames for kids

You're unique, just like everyone else....
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Save a mouse, eat a pussy
Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!

girlfriend nicknames

# Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
# Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
# Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
# Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
# I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
# Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
# You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me

love nicknames

# Call me anytime, I won't be home
# I�ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
# Honk if you love (name), then drive your car into the nearest tree!
# I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
# Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
# Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
# Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
# If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
# Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
# Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
# Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!

msn love names

# 2 good 2 be 4 gotten
# Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
# Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
# To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
# Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
# Don't hate the player, hate the game
# Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
# Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
# I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many
# *ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
# Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
# Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!